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Name: Freddy
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Metro: Waukegan
Birthday: 7/31/1989
Interests: Music, girls, drums, girls, skating, girls, Our band, girls, hanging out, girls, hockey, girls, baseball, girls, WHITE SOX, girls, fire...
Expertise: I play drums in Fuck Of The League.
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
MSN: freddydrummercrash@hotmail.com
Member Since:
10/8/2005
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| i woke up with a chubby.......
hahahahaha | | |
| fried chicken and rainbows?
well fuck me hard no way | | |
|  ha, ok so megan comes over with her guitar, cause her sister was bitching...and so tim and stoney was here jammin already in my SUPER COOL GARAGE with heat...sorta kinda...and a red blanket on the wall...back to the story...okay so megan comes over and she's says im stealing your bandana, and she takes it off my head and puts it on saying "WOO IM ZAKK WYLDE! like dude, lets play fire it up" i think she had a little to much sam adams at jesters before she came over...
 there stoney...you can tell hes had to much to drink...and that shirt...wow...just lemme tell you that after his 4th drink it didnt stay on...thank god it was warm...friik.
 aw look. tis lisa trying to hide from the camera cept she just ended up lookin hot. haha.
 tim lookin pissed as usual...stupid brit...kidding. see i joke. but yeah..he played bass for us so twas all good.
bah. | | |
| WOO. i had a drumgasm yesterday...not pretty...it must of lasted 5 minutes...those pearls..they're so good.
i mean i like pearls they sound good. 
wellllll...i got my shoe stuck on the roof, got in a fight, on msn and being a total dorkwad, eating cake off of lisa...its all good.
yeah so what if im not a virgin. my sex life is better than yours if your asking. and so what if im a jew bangin an atheist...
WHO WANT'S TO HEAR GOOD, LOGICAL REASONS TO HAVE SEX?!!!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and
lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
If you repost this message:
The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you at mid-night tonight.
If you do not repost:
Bad sex life for the next 5 years!!!!!!
a'ight i need a hand job...i got blue ballz...
~freddy. | | |
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